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Yech! And it got worse. The next time I planned a trip, Carmen couldn’t come. Normally, that would be okay, because Jase and I would go and we’d manage the cooking somehow. ” Jase learned to drive, so they could go away together without relying on me. It was the little things like that that hurt. The rearranging of their lives because I was no longer necessary, and worse, I was in the way. ’ We looked thoughtful. Why we need men Of course that wasn’t going to happen to us. Was it? Jules couldn’t help thinking of her friend Trisha who had just hooked up with a man.
Really, Jules! ’ ‘Well, I don’t like it when couples claim territory. It’s a porch, for chrissakes! So we were on it at the same time, spoiling their atmosphere. Too bad. They didn’t need to give us a Look. I object to Looks. ’ As she was saying this, she was trying to get the key in the lock to open the door to our room. Since it was an oldfashioned iron key you’d normally associate with castle gates, this was no easy task. They’d whipped out all the Mr Minit locks and replaced them with Mr 1574 locks in the interest of atmosphere.
We thought I’d have to go to hospital for an operation, like I did last year when I had my terrible fall and injured my back—ooh, they thought I’d never walk again, didn’t they Alice? The doctors said they’d never seen anything like it on the x-ray. ’ Jean had quickly revealed her battle plan. She wasn’t going to compete with Susie using the weapons of famous friends and liposuction. No, Jean’s strength lay in her many, many weaknesses. Her Magna Carta was the right of all free women and men to have an interesting illness.