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Defeated. But . . well . . you have been more or less defeated. So your challenge here is to essentially fight the truth, or at least a version of it. But look, we’re supervillains. When the truth is at odds with our purposes—and it very often is—we make it our business to pound the truth into an unrecognizable pulp. In fact, we’ve perfected the procedure. It takes a little finesse—some smooth moves here and there—but it’s definitely achievable. ” He couldn’t because he had just hacked the truth (a superhero disguised as a cherry tree) to shit with an ax.
There are plenty of (in)appropriate goals for a supervillain to have: greed, bloodlust, power-madness, getting your rocks off, just plain being bat shit crazy—but the most important thing is knowing what will ultimately satisfy your hungry soul. • Choose a persona, nemesis, and costume for yourself that fits your MO, your skill set, and your name. • Never stop talking. • Superpowers are important, but they’re not everything. You can supplement or replace powers with technology. Whatever you get, you’re likely going to have to pay for it.
People live in their own little worlds now. And while you’re at it, post it to some forums. Get a Tumblr. Draw up some Sonic the Hedgehog fan art to attract a horde of followers, and then hit them up with the letter. Of course, the threat has to be updated, too. People love their tattoos. Maybe tell everyone you’ll steal their tattoos and replace them with your name. Actually, that’s pretty clever. And that gets your name out there in another way! * Write Your Name Somewhere Visible to Everyone Remember that scenario I was talking about a minute or two ago; the one where you were going to steal the bank vault with a helicopter and then open it with acid?